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July 11, 2025

Pet Assistant End of Service Log: 20 Facts

1. Sarah is a dog. 


June 27, 2025

Toxic State of Mind

I had expected a cavernous research laboratory, but the room feels like a dentist’s office if dentists wore argyle sweaters. 


Toxic State of Mind

I had expected a cavernous research laboratory, but the room feels like a dentist’s office if dentists wore argyle sweaters. 


April 4, 2025

Archive

Fin refuses to archive his memory even though I purchased designated storage space for the both of us.


Archive

Fin refuses to archive his memory even though I purchased designated storage space for the both of us.


December 27, 2024

Remember-Me-Not

With effort Rick kept his face flat, but he couldn’t believe that Mr. Carlson was back again. Sheepishly, the middle-aged man in his poorly pressed suit shambled over to the reception desk of Memories, Incorporated.


Remember-Me-Not

With effort Rick kept his face flat, but he couldn’t believe that Mr. Carlson was back again. Sheepishly, the middle-aged man in his poorly pressed suit shambled over to the reception desk of Memories, Incorporated.


September 20, 2024

RoxysMakeupMoxy6 Gets Real

Friends and frenemies, drag queens and drama queens, this will probably be my last tutorial.


RoxysMakeupMoxy6 Gets Real

Friends and frenemies, drag queens and drama queens, this will probably be my last tutorial.


February 23, 2024

Turing Test

FPSF Drabble Contest 2023: co-winner!


Turing Test

FPSF Drabble Contest 2023: co-winner!


January 12, 2024

The Last Day

“Mom, can I have a beer?” The TV and phones had been off five minutes. Buddy was already bored.


The Last Day

“Mom, can I have a beer?” The TV and phones had been off five minutes. Buddy was already bored.


October 6, 2023

Unlucky

An infinite number of realities, every possible world is real. So somewhere I’m king of Mongolia.


Unlucky

An infinite number of realities, every possible world is real. So somewhere I’m king of Mongolia.


August 11, 2023

Jambo

“Thank you for purchasing Jambo, your first Household Robot!”


Jambo

“Thank you for purchasing Jambo, your first Household Robot!”


June 2, 2023

Something We Can Do Ourselves

Nat placed a box labeled “general kitchen” in front of the thing that Jess really hoped was not a laser.


Something We Can Do Ourselves

Nat placed a box labeled “general kitchen” in front of the thing that Jess really hoped was not a laser.