May 6, 2022
We’ll Keep It on File
“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”
May 6, 2022
“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”
“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”
April 8, 2022
“I built this house with my own two hands,” the letters dripped. “It will forever be mine. YOU MUST LEAVE.” All that blood. Where does a ghost get blood?
“I built this house with my own two hands,” the letters dripped. “It will forever be mine. YOU MUST LEAVE.” All that blood. Where does a ghost get blood?
March 11, 2022
Nobody appreciates the effort involved with raining down balls of fire on a village. It’s skill, it’s training, it’s a blood sacrifice, and by that I mean my blood, not somebody else’s blood. That’s cheating.
Nobody appreciates the effort involved with raining down balls of fire on a village. It’s skill, it’s training, it’s a blood sacrifice, and by that I mean my blood, not somebody else’s blood. That’s cheating.
November 19, 2021
what kind of sick joke is this? i have always purchased from you over the years and am a loyal customer but seeing things like this has me changing my opinion.
what kind of sick joke is this? i have always purchased from you over the years and am a loyal customer but seeing things like this has me changing my opinion.
October 8, 2021
Gorgalax strode into the Palace of Oppression’s break room. There, taped to the refrigerator, was the document which had guided his every action over decades of conquest: his to-do list
Gorgalax strode into the Palace of Oppression’s break room. There, taped to the refrigerator, was the document which had guided his every action over decades of conquest: his to-do list
September 24, 2021
Auston shook his head and pulled away a vine twisted around the pedestal. As soon as his fingers brushed it, the statue spoke in a booming voice. “Behold my works, O lesser mortals!”
Auston shook his head and pulled away a vine twisted around the pedestal. As soon as his fingers brushed it, the statue spoke in a booming voice. “Behold my works, O lesser mortals!”
July 16, 2021
I’m not the kind of person to complain—I never was. But now that I’m dead, I’m finding it a bit hard to keep quiet.
I’m not the kind of person to complain—I never was. But now that I’m dead, I’m finding it a bit hard to keep quiet.
March 12, 2021
Welcome aboard this InterWorld flight from Newer York Orbital to Mars Wells Spaceport.
Welcome aboard this InterWorld flight from Newer York Orbital to Mars Wells Spaceport.
January 15, 2021
Hey there! Nice toenails. Now, I know that’s not something you often hear in the locker room, but I really mean it. Can I have them?
Hey there! Nice toenails. Now, I know that’s not something you often hear in the locker room, but I really mean it. Can I have them?