May 5, 2023
Getting Away With It
“Want to know a secret?” he whispered. My answer is always yes, but he didn’t wait for my response. “I’m always drunk at work, and no one knows.”
Getting Away With It
“Want to know a secret?” he whispered. My answer is always yes, but he didn’t wait for my response. “I’m always drunk at work, and no one knows.”
May 6, 2022
We’ll Keep It on File
“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”
We’ll Keep It on File
“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”
April 8, 2022
Pen-pals
“I built this house with my own two hands,” the letters dripped. “It will forever be mine. YOU MUST LEAVE.” All that blood. Where does a ghost get blood?
Pen-pals
“I built this house with my own two hands,” the letters dripped. “It will forever be mine. YOU MUST LEAVE.” All that blood. Where does a ghost get blood?
March 11, 2022
The Queen
Nobody appreciates the effort involved with raining down balls of fire on a village. It’s skill, it’s training, it’s a blood sacrifice, and by that I mean my blood, not somebody else’s blood. That’s cheating.
The Queen
Nobody appreciates the effort involved with raining down balls of fire on a village. It’s skill, it’s training, it’s a blood sacrifice, and by that I mean my blood, not somebody else’s blood. That’s cheating.
November 19, 2021
Demon Summoning Circle Starter Kit
what kind of sick joke is this? i have always purchased from you over the years and am a loyal customer but seeing things like this has me changing my opinion.
Demon Summoning Circle Starter Kit
what kind of sick joke is this? i have always purchased from you over the years and am a loyal customer but seeing things like this has me changing my opinion.
October 8, 2021
The Unchecked Box
Gorgalax strode into the Palace of Oppression’s break room. There, taped to the refrigerator, was the document which had guided his every action over decades of conquest: his to-do list
The Unchecked Box
Gorgalax strode into the Palace of Oppression’s break room. There, taped to the refrigerator, was the document which had guided his every action over decades of conquest: his to-do list
September 24, 2021
The Memorial
Auston shook his head and pulled away a vine twisted around the pedestal. As soon as his fingers brushed it, the statue spoke in a booming voice. “Behold my works, O lesser mortals!”
The Memorial
Auston shook his head and pulled away a vine twisted around the pedestal. As soon as his fingers brushed it, the statue spoke in a booming voice. “Behold my works, O lesser mortals!”
July 16, 2021
Heaven Ain’t What It’s Cracked Up To Be
I’m not the kind of person to complain—I never was. But now that I’m dead, I’m finding it a bit hard to keep quiet.
Heaven Ain’t What It’s Cracked Up To Be
I’m not the kind of person to complain—I never was. But now that I’m dead, I’m finding it a bit hard to keep quiet.
March 12, 2021
Welcome Aboard
Welcome aboard this InterWorld flight from Newer York Orbital to Mars Wells Spaceport.
Welcome Aboard
Welcome aboard this InterWorld flight from Newer York Orbital to Mars Wells Spaceport.
