February 12, 2021
The second thing I notice is her dingy, threadbare clothing, just after being drawn in by the forlorn look in her eyes. She’s exactly who I’m looking for. Granted an otherwise pitiful lifespan, the rules for gaining immortality through the Ritual of Otune are quite clear. I have corrupted my own soul beyond recognition chanting […]
The second thing I notice is her dingy, threadbare clothing, just after being drawn in by the forlorn look in her eyes. She’s exactly who I’m looking for. Granted an otherwise pitiful lifespan, the rules for gaining immortality through the Ritual of Otune are quite clear. I have corrupted my own soul beyond recognition chanting […]
January 15, 2021
Hey there! Nice toenails. Now, I know that’s not something you often hear in the locker room, but I really mean it. Can I have them? Oh, no, no, no. Put away those clippers. I didn’t mean that in a creepy, “Can I have them right now?” sort of way. I’m perfectly happy to wait […]
Hey there! Nice toenails. Now, I know that’s not something you often hear in the locker room, but I really mean it. Can I have them? Oh, no, no, no. Put away those clippers. I didn’t mean that in a creepy, “Can I have them right now?” sort of way. I’m perfectly happy to wait […]
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