May 31, 2024

Suits

Some say it’s hard to find a good suit these days, but they’re wrong. You just have to know where to look.

Suits

Some say it’s hard to find a good suit these days, but they’re wrong. You just have to know where to look.

January 26, 2024

Station Operations Manual: Uncommon Occurrence Addendum

Remain calm. Refer to this addendum only if communication with ground control is impossible.

Station Operations Manual: Uncommon Occurrence Addendum

Remain calm. Refer to this addendum only if communication with ground control is impossible.

May 6, 2022

We’ll Keep It on File

“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”

We’ll Keep It on File

“This gap here, when you stopped going to the Moon—care to explain what you were doing in that time?”

October 8, 2021

The Unchecked Box

Gorgalax strode into the Palace of Oppression’s break room. There, taped to the refrigerator, was the document which had guided his every action over decades of conquest: his to-do list

The Unchecked Box

Gorgalax strode into the Palace of Oppression’s break room. There, taped to the refrigerator, was the document which had guided his every action over decades of conquest: his to-do list

May 7, 2021

The Glitter and the Grey

Winding its way through dark stretches of rural highway, enroute from the West Des Moines Convention Center to the Sioux Meadows Casino Theatre, the tour bus for Dame Glitterbomb’s Fantabulous Revue was swept up by a displacement vortex…