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September 8, 2023

British Teleportation

‘Help, My Family and/or Friend Was Lost in a Portal.’


British Teleportation

‘Help, My Family and/or Friend Was Lost in a Portal.’


August 11, 2023

Jambo

“Thank you for purchasing Jambo, your first Household Robot!”


Jambo

“Thank you for purchasing Jambo, your first Household Robot!”


July 28, 2023

Nathan’s Birdfeeder

The birdfeeder hanging from Nathan’s apple tree mostly attracted cardinals and black-capped chickadees, so the alien’s arrival was a little bit of a shock.


Nathan’s Birdfeeder

The birdfeeder hanging from Nathan’s apple tree mostly attracted cardinals and black-capped chickadees, so the alien’s arrival was a little bit of a shock.


June 2, 2023

Something We Can Do Ourselves

Nat placed a box labeled “general kitchen” in front of the thing that Jess really hoped was not a laser.


Something We Can Do Ourselves

Nat placed a box labeled “general kitchen” in front of the thing that Jess really hoped was not a laser.


May 5, 2023

Getting Away With It

“Want to know a secret?” he whispered. My answer is always yes, but he didn’t wait for my response. “I’m always drunk at work, and no one knows.”


Getting Away With It

“Want to know a secret?” he whispered. My answer is always yes, but he didn’t wait for my response. “I’m always drunk at work, and no one knows.”


April 7, 2023

No Second Dates

Their timing was terrible. They both grabbed for a dented can of spaghetti and felt a spark between them.


No Second Dates

Their timing was terrible. They both grabbed for a dented can of spaghetti and felt a spark between them.


February 25, 2023

Companion

Drabble Contest Winner #2!


Companion

Drabble Contest Winner #2!


January 27, 2023

Absolute Truth

“So do we get a demo of the magical mind-reading computer?” Bill asked, interrupting Dr. Lee’s long-winded and ludicrous explanation.


Absolute Truth

“So do we get a demo of the magical mind-reading computer?” Bill asked, interrupting Dr. Lee’s long-winded and ludicrous explanation.


November 18, 2022

Endorsement

At 7:05 AM, a city transit bus with a dental practice advertisement across its side pulled up in front of me. Its model grinned her brilliant smile at me as I pried myself from the bench and climbed aboard. A headache was coalescing in my skull, fueled by my forgotten coffee mug and my brain […]


Endorsement

At 7:05 AM, a city transit bus with a dental practice advertisement across its side pulled up in front of me. Its model grinned her brilliant smile at me as I pried myself from the bench and climbed aboard. A headache was coalescing in my skull, fueled by my forgotten coffee mug and my brain […]


October 7, 2022

TO: City of Fresno Permits Office

I will be using this extension to continue my work on dark matter energy trapping, an area in which I have a master’s degree from CSU, Fresno


TO: City of Fresno Permits Office

I will be using this extension to continue my work on dark matter energy trapping, an area in which I have a master’s degree from CSU, Fresno